An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

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    Neil,

    Comments inline

    --
    Regards,

    Mike
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    Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]

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    "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > Hello, Microsoft.
    >
    > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > products.
    >
    This is not a statement that is condusive to those who may to provide
    support (particularly if they are Microsoft staff)
    > Internet Explorer will not save a web page with its associated graphics in
    > certain instances. Instead, it says "The web page could not be saved to
    > the selected location."
    Can you please supply which pages you are having problems with.

    Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving to that
    contains additional files (graphics etc). Ensure you have permissions to
    creat this addtional folder for the page you are Saving.

    Also try the Save As single file. This produces a MHT file with all the
    content embedded.

    On the sites I have tried this on the Save As single file produced better
    results ([url]www.ibm.com[/url] was one test that worked better as single file)
    > I have read the reason for this before, yet a
    > search about--that's right--an hour ago turned up no results. I looked
    for
    > the phrase "to the selected location." I mean, that's part of what the
    > error message says. It uses those very words. I even checked to make
    sure
    > I spelled it exactly right. Seems like that text would be present
    > SOMEWHERE in your knowledge base, under the section for Internet Explorer
    > 6, the program that gives me the error message. Nope. No such luck.
    > Apparently your error messages do not coordinate with your knowledge base.
    > That would be helpful.
    >
    The text DOES exist in the Knowledgebase.
    If you go to the Knowledgebase at
    [url]http://support.microsoft.com/[/url]
    Clcik the link for Search our Technical Database (Knowledge Base)
    Just leave the Select your Product as the default - All Microsoft Search
    topics-
    enter
    "The web page could not be saved to " in to the For Solution containing
    and Using ... The exact phrase entered

    Produces one result
    [url]http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=235589[/url]

    Which conatins the error exactly as stated. Is it relevent to you ??

    > Never mind the message is, itself, not helpful. The "selecte(oops, hang
    > on, Outlook just popped its reminder window up in my face WHILE I WAS IN
    > THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS. I love when you do that, Microsoft!)d
    location"
    > has nothing to do with the error. No matter where I try to save the page,
    > no luck. I believe, from what I read before (from your knowledge base,
    > unless I am greatly mistaken) that this has to do with an update that was
    > released at some point for Internet Explorer. I guess my original
    question
    > was, are you going to get around to fixing this at any point? I mean, I
    > know you know the problem exists. It is a nice feature, being able to
    save
    > the occasional web page, with its graphics intact and all. But it doesn't
    > work with some pages, and I guess I'd just like to know if, having broken
    > it, and (at one time, anyway) having acknowledged that you had broken it,
    > you were planning on doing anything about it.
    >
    Which pages are problematic and are any releated to the KB article I found.
    > And then I tried to ask you that.
    >
    > I went to your support page. I went to the part where I'm supposed to get
    > to ask you a question. But as every single technical operative at your
    > company is more important than the Wizard of Oz, this proved completely
    > impossible. I bought my computer from Dell. Dell's a fine company. But
    > because I did that, you won't let me ask you about the product. You told
    > me to go to Dell. As it were.
    >
    The support for OEM products is the responsibility of the OEM.
    It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is up to
    Dell to provide you with support.
    > Yes, but...Dell didn't write the offending program, did Dell? No, Dell
    did
    > not. You did. You wrote it, and you broke it. So why ask Dell? Dell
    > doesn't know what you've done.
    >
    Dell are fully trained in the support of the OS and have access to technical
    data that Microsoft support personnel do. In addition since it is an OEM
    machine and OS Dell may have modified the system and as such are the only
    ones who can provide the required support.
    Dell do and can know "what we have done"
    > Do you know, I might've liked to have tried something like Linux. Other
    > people do still make operating systems out there, don't they? I might've
    > liked a blank, fresh system I could put a Linux or a Unix or some such
    > thing on, but I bought a computer from Dell and since you're the big game
    > in town I have to buy your software with the system. Dell has a deal with
    > you. Dell paid something for that software, maybe not retail, but
    > something. I'm sure they're not giving it to me for nothing. So if I buy
    > a computer from Dell--or almost anyone else--I'm not asked if I would like
    > Windows, I have to buy Windows. But if I do buy Windows that way, I
    cannot
    > get support for it. I'm beginning to feel a mite screwed, here.
    >
    You can purchase a device from other vendors with other opertaing systems or
    non at all.
    You chose Dell and Dell supply Windows XP as an OEM product on PCs they
    ship.
    See comment above about OEM support.
    If Dell will not supply you a PC configured to your requirements (including)
    choice of OS then you can go elsewhere.
    > I tried entering the Product ID, and was told to go to Dell. So I decided
    > to improvise. I dug out a 3 year old copy of Encarta, and I installed it.
    > It's the only software of yours I have that isn't an OEM version. Meaning
    > it's the only thing made by you I've EVER CHOSEN to purchase. There was a
    > rebate. It was free, after the rebate.
    >
    Correct - I feel I am repeating myself - OEM product = support by OEM.
    > Having installed Encarta 2000, I got the Product ID from that. At this
    > point, I just sort of wanted to ask if your company had any sense of
    > responsibility whatsoever for what you have wrought on the world, you
    great
    > jolly megalith, you.
    >
    > I want you to have to read my words, because I have to look at yours every
    > damn day. Generally in some sort of error dialog. Or occasionally on a
    > soothing screen painted all in deepest blue.
    >
    > Went back. Chose "Encarta" for product instead of "Internet Explorer"
    > (wait, no, that wasn't an option on the list--I mean instead of "Windows
    > XP"). Typed in the Product ID. Was told (drumroll, please)...you don't
    > offer support IN THIS COUNTRY for that Product ID.
    >
    > But...I bought it in this country.
    >
    > Checked that I had typed it in correctly. I had. Checked once again.
    > Yep. Cleaned my glasses. Hmm...still says "in this country." Okay.
    >
    Did you purchase your copy of Encarta in the country where you reside ? Was
    it a grey import ?
    If you have a USA Encarta and are in the USA then we may have a problem
    (please note the use of USA is just an example,as you do not state where you
    are.)
    > I could bore you with all the details of what I tried then. I went
    through
    > every support option you offer. Hey, for $245 I can call you on the
    phone!
    > That's pretty sweet. I could pay $245 to hear you tell me to go to Dell
    > for support on a product YOU wrote and published. Cool.
    >
    Yes - we wrote it and supplied it to Dell to OEM onto their machines and
    possibly modify or augment. They then trained the support personnel to
    provide the necessary support on the product.
    They also have routes back into us for issues they cannot resolve and also
    to raise bugs etc should that be needed.
    > But I'll skip right to the part where I went to one of your "communities"
    > for support. That's where I found a really neat-o looking page full of
    > bright, shiny graphics. Looked a lot like an advertisement. Like most of
    > your products do, these days. Did I see any place for me to submit a
    > question for the consideration of the "community?" I bet you can figure
    > out the answer to that.
    >
    Do you mean here
    [url]http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx[/url]
    or
    [url]http://www.microsoft.com/communities/default.mspx[/url]

    Both result in Web based access to these newsgroups.
    > I mean, there was a little bit of information on your newsgroups. Ninety
    > trillion dollars you must've spent on that bloated, script-ridden, cookie-
    > filled web page, and you send people to the newsgroups. Yessir, doesn't
    > get much more modern than a newsgroup.
    What would you prefer?
    This is the most ubiquitous form of peer to peer support community that the
    technical community operate in.
    > Of course, fewer and fewer people
    > are familiar with the technology and etiquette required to use newsgroups.
    > But then, those ignorant, easily discouraged peons don't deserve technical
    > help, do they? They only shelled out money for your software, or for a
    > computer which came with mandatorily-installed copies of some of your
    > software.
    >
    We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs provide
    support for their OEM supplied products.

    There is no technology required - we offer a Web interface; as well as
    advice on setting up real newsreader programs.
    > Also on the "communities" page was a link called "Windows XP Support
    > Center," which lead right back to where I had started from an hour before.
    > Elegant.
    >
    Yes - since some people arrive at the communities via other routes and then
    may want to search the knowledgebase or access other support services. The
    web is not a linear construct people enter from various directions.
    > And hey, look--there's also a forthcoming article being hyped! "Coming
    > Next Week: Award-winning computer journalist Ed Bott explains how to use
    > the Backup utility in Windows XP and third-party back up tools to protect
    > essential data." Well, that would have been useful before last week, when
    > the partition table on my main data drive decided to go south and take out
    > a year's worth of projects for school and some nice, irreplaceable
    personal
    > information. So, I guess thanks for that, too. I mean, I hadn't even
    > planned on mentioning that to you. You're busy, and you don't need me
    > bothering you with my little problems.
    >
    If you have lost a significant amount of important data because you made no
    effort to protect it through the use of appropriate software (backup or
    otherwise) - then this is not our fault.
    > (Windows has been kind enough to inform me ever since that the drive "is
    > not formatted," which is not strictly accurate, but that's okay because
    I'm
    > smart enough to figure out the real problem myself. I like knowing I can
    > make my computer's life a little easier.)
    >
    ok
    > Of course, while you may not need me bugging you with questions, you
    > certainly do need me to submit a quart of blood and 35 stellar references
    > just so I can get to the point of typing in a Product ID you won't
    > support...in this country. I had to create a stinking Hotmail account
    just
    > so I'd have a lousy Passport ID so I could even take a look at the useless
    > support page that wound up helping me not one whit. (A Passport ID which
    > is now linked to my user account on this computer. Super. Thanks for
    > that.) That, of course, involved trudging through 15 pages of "which of
    > these newsletters would you like to subscribe to" and "please tell us all
    > your hobbies." So I can get an email account. (But not one with
    > "Microsoft" or "Bill Gates" in the name--I guess I could use that to screw
    > people, and that job's been filled already. That, or else my name is
    > really William Gates, although surely there could only be one in the whole
    > world. Let's hope, anyway.)
    >
    > But, the delay of wading through those forms aside, I'm glad you've taken
    > such a profound interest in me as a person that you would have me click
    > inside little square boxes in order that you may learn about the
    > intricacies that make up my fascinating and variegated life. You really
    do
    > care!
    >
    Yes - we do.
    > Or else you're the devil, and you're trying to steal my very soul.
    >
    > Have I mentioned lately how much I hate you, Microsoft?
    >
    > Neil Obstat


    Mike Brannigan [MSFT] Guest

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    Default PING > Mike Brannigan [MSFT]

    Are you drunk or illiterate?

    Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:
    > condusive
    Condusive?
    > Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    Huh?
    > This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving

    Addtional? Locvation?
    > Dell do and can know "what we have done"?
    Huh?
    > creat this addtional folder
    Creat? Addtional?
    > Clcik the link
    Clcik?
    > vendors with other opertaing
    Opertaing?
    > The web is not a linear construct people enter from
    > various directions.
    Eh?

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    Hi Cass

    I've stopped my attacks on MVPs - perhaps you could lower you language a tad.

    Will
    > Congratulations, Michael! You deserve a medal for making it all the way to
    > the end of that diatribe without calling it a 'moron', 'fuckwit', 'cretin',
    > 'idiot' or any combination of the aforementioned. The original message
    > didn't appear on my server (but I'm so glad you quoted it in its entirety -
    > I needed the laugh!) so I can't check its message headers, but I'm glad it
    > doesn't live on our fair isle! It doesn't even appear to know what OS it's
    > running as, for some bizarro-world (yep, I'm a Simpsons nut...) reason he
    > posted to a 98 group. You must remember the classic urban myth of a WP
    > employee telling a customer to repackage his system because he was too
    > stupid to own a computer? Methinks Dell (or MS!) should tell this fuckwit
    > the same! ;o)
    >
    > Blessed be,
    >
    > Cass


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    Will Denny wrote:
    > I've stopped my attacks on MVPs
    But only because you have come to realise that those "attacks" were
    pot-kettle-black lames.

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    "Amethyst" <amethyst@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:bejjou$94l$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
    > Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:
    <snipped Mike's spelling bee>
    >
    > Congratulations, Michael! You deserve a medal for making it all the way to
    > the end of that diatribe without calling it a 'moron', 'fuckwit', 'cretin',
    > 'idiot' or any combination of the aforementioned. The original message
    > didn't appear on my server (but I'm so glad you quoted it in its entirety -
    > I needed the laugh!) so I can't check its message headers, but I'm glad it
    > doesn't live on our fair isle! It doesn't even appear to know what OS it's
    > running as, for some bizarro-world (yep, I'm a Simpsons nut...) reason he
    > posted to a 98 group. You must remember the classic urban myth of a WP
    > employee telling a customer to repackage his system because he was too
    > stupid to own a computer? Methinks Dell (or MS!) should tell this fuckwit
    > the same! ;o)
    You're such a lame cunt! While you attack others about proper posting, and spelling, you congratulate the MS host spelling fuckwit with praise. Only a fruitloop bint such as yourself, would think such an inconsistency, consistent!
    Ted Guest

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    You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.

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    "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:u8uuMXtRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > Neil,
    >
    > Comments inline
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > Mike
    > --
    > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    >
    > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > rights
    >
    > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > newsgroups
    >
    > "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > > Hello, Microsoft.
    > >
    > > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > > products.
    > >
    >
    > This is not a statement that is condusive to those who may to provide
    > support (particularly if they are Microsoft staff)
    >
    > > Internet Explorer will not save a web page with its associated graphics in
    > > certain instances. Instead, it says "The web page could not be saved to
    > > the selected location."
    >
    > Can you please supply which pages you are having problems with.
    >
    > Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    > This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving to that
    > contains additional files (graphics etc). Ensure you have permissions to
    > creat this addtional folder for the page you are Saving.
    >
    > Also try the Save As single file. This produces a MHT file with all the
    > content embedded.
    >
    > On the sites I have tried this on the Save As single file produced better
    > results ([url]www.ibm.com[/url] was one test that worked better as single file)
    >
    > > I have read the reason for this before, yet a
    > > search about--that's right--an hour ago turned up no results. I looked
    > for
    > > the phrase "to the selected location." I mean, that's part of what the
    > > error message says. It uses those very words. I even checked to make
    > sure
    > > I spelled it exactly right. Seems like that text would be present
    > > SOMEWHERE in your knowledge base, under the section for Internet Explorer
    > > 6, the program that gives me the error message. Nope. No such luck.
    > > Apparently your error messages do not coordinate with your knowledge base.
    > > That would be helpful.
    > >
    >
    > The text DOES exist in the Knowledgebase.
    > If you go to the Knowledgebase at
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/[/url]
    > Clcik the link for Search our Technical Database (Knowledge Base)
    > Just leave the Select your Product as the default - All Microsoft Search
    > topics-
    > enter
    > "The web page could not be saved to " in to the For Solution containing
    > and Using ... The exact phrase entered
    >
    > Produces one result
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=235589[/url]
    >
    > Which conatins the error exactly as stated. Is it relevent to you ??
    >
    >
    > > Never mind the message is, itself, not helpful. The "selecte(oops, hang
    > > on, Outlook just popped its reminder window up in my face WHILE I WAS IN
    > > THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS. I love when you do that, Microsoft!)d
    > location"
    > > has nothing to do with the error. No matter where I try to save the page,
    > > no luck. I believe, from what I read before (from your knowledge base,
    > > unless I am greatly mistaken) that this has to do with an update that was
    > > released at some point for Internet Explorer. I guess my original
    > question
    > > was, are you going to get around to fixing this at any point? I mean, I
    > > know you know the problem exists. It is a nice feature, being able to
    > save
    > > the occasional web page, with its graphics intact and all. But it doesn't
    > > work with some pages, and I guess I'd just like to know if, having broken
    > > it, and (at one time, anyway) having acknowledged that you had broken it,
    > > you were planning on doing anything about it.
    > >
    >
    > Which pages are problematic and are any releated to the KB article I found.
    >
    > > And then I tried to ask you that.
    > >
    > > I went to your support page. I went to the part where I'm supposed to get
    > > to ask you a question. But as every single technical operative at your
    > > company is more important than the Wizard of Oz, this proved completely
    > > impossible. I bought my computer from Dell. Dell's a fine company. But
    > > because I did that, you won't let me ask you about the product. You told
    > > me to go to Dell. As it were.
    > >
    >
    > The support for OEM products is the responsibility of the OEM.
    > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is up to
    > Dell to provide you with support.
    >
    > > Yes, but...Dell didn't write the offending program, did Dell? No, Dell
    > did
    > > not. You did. You wrote it, and you broke it. So why ask Dell? Dell
    > > doesn't know what you've done.
    > >
    >
    > Dell are fully trained in the support of the OS and have access to technical
    > data that Microsoft support personnel do. In addition since it is an OEM
    > machine and OS Dell may have modified the system and as such are the only
    > ones who can provide the required support.
    > Dell do and can know "what we have done"
    >
    > > Do you know, I might've liked to have tried something like Linux. Other
    > > people do still make operating systems out there, don't they? I might've
    > > liked a blank, fresh system I could put a Linux or a Unix or some such
    > > thing on, but I bought a computer from Dell and since you're the big game
    > > in town I have to buy your software with the system. Dell has a deal with
    > > you. Dell paid something for that software, maybe not retail, but
    > > something. I'm sure they're not giving it to me for nothing. So if I buy
    > > a computer from Dell--or almost anyone else--I'm not asked if I would like
    > > Windows, I have to buy Windows. But if I do buy Windows that way, I
    > cannot
    > > get support for it. I'm beginning to feel a mite screwed, here.
    > >
    >
    > You can purchase a device from other vendors with other opertaing systems or
    > non at all.
    > You chose Dell and Dell supply Windows XP as an OEM product on PCs they
    > ship.
    > See comment above about OEM support.
    > If Dell will not supply you a PC configured to your requirements (including)
    > choice of OS then you can go elsewhere.
    >
    > > I tried entering the Product ID, and was told to go to Dell. So I decided
    > > to improvise. I dug out a 3 year old copy of Encarta, and I installed it.
    > > It's the only software of yours I have that isn't an OEM version. Meaning
    > > it's the only thing made by you I've EVER CHOSEN to purchase. There was a
    > > rebate. It was free, after the rebate.
    > >
    >
    > Correct - I feel I am repeating myself - OEM product = support by OEM.
    >
    > > Having installed Encarta 2000, I got the Product ID from that. At this
    > > point, I just sort of wanted to ask if your company had any sense of
    > > responsibility whatsoever for what you have wrought on the world, you
    > great
    > > jolly megalith, you.
    > >
    > > I want you to have to read my words, because I have to look at yours every
    > > damn day. Generally in some sort of error dialog. Or occasionally on a
    > > soothing screen painted all in deepest blue.
    > >
    >
    >
    > > Went back. Chose "Encarta" for product instead of "Internet Explorer"
    > > (wait, no, that wasn't an option on the list--I mean instead of "Windows
    > > XP"). Typed in the Product ID. Was told (drumroll, please)...you don't
    > > offer support IN THIS COUNTRY for that Product ID.
    > >
    > > But...I bought it in this country.
    > >
    > > Checked that I had typed it in correctly. I had. Checked once again.
    > > Yep. Cleaned my glasses. Hmm...still says "in this country." Okay.
    > >
    >
    > Did you purchase your copy of Encarta in the country where you reside ? Was
    > it a grey import ?
    > If you have a USA Encarta and are in the USA then we may have a problem
    > (please note the use of USA is just an example,as you do not state where you
    > are.)
    >
    > > I could bore you with all the details of what I tried then. I went
    > through
    > > every support option you offer. Hey, for $245 I can call you on the
    > phone!
    > > That's pretty sweet. I could pay $245 to hear you tell me to go to Dell
    > > for support on a product YOU wrote and published. Cool.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we wrote it and supplied it to Dell to OEM onto their machines and
    > possibly modify or augment. They then trained the support personnel to
    > provide the necessary support on the product.
    > They also have routes back into us for issues they cannot resolve and also
    > to raise bugs etc should that be needed.
    >
    > > But I'll skip right to the part where I went to one of your "communities"
    > > for support. That's where I found a really neat-o looking page full of
    > > bright, shiny graphics. Looked a lot like an advertisement. Like most of
    > > your products do, these days. Did I see any place for me to submit a
    > > question for the consideration of the "community?" I bet you can figure
    > > out the answer to that.
    > >
    > Do you mean here
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx[/url]
    > or
    > [url]http://www.microsoft.com/communities/default.mspx[/url]
    >
    > Both result in Web based access to these newsgroups.
    >
    > > I mean, there was a little bit of information on your newsgroups. Ninety
    > > trillion dollars you must've spent on that bloated, script-ridden, cookie-
    > > filled web page, and you send people to the newsgroups. Yessir, doesn't
    > > get much more modern than a newsgroup.
    >
    > What would you prefer?
    > This is the most ubiquitous form of peer to peer support community that the
    > technical community operate in.
    >
    > > Of course, fewer and fewer people
    > > are familiar with the technology and etiquette required to use newsgroups.
    > > But then, those ignorant, easily discouraged peons don't deserve technical
    > > help, do they? They only shelled out money for your software, or for a
    > > computer which came with mandatorily-installed copies of some of your
    > > software.
    > >
    >
    > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs provide
    > support for their OEM supplied products.
    >
    > There is no technology required - we offer a Web interface; as well as
    > advice on setting up real newsreader programs.
    >
    > > Also on the "communities" page was a link called "Windows XP Support
    > > Center," which lead right back to where I had started from an hour before.
    > > Elegant.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - since some people arrive at the communities via other routes and then
    > may want to search the knowledgebase or access other support services. The
    > web is not a linear construct people enter from various directions.
    >
    > > And hey, look--there's also a forthcoming article being hyped! "Coming
    > > Next Week: Award-winning computer journalist Ed Bott explains how to use
    > > the Backup utility in Windows XP and third-party back up tools to protect
    > > essential data." Well, that would have been useful before last week, when
    > > the partition table on my main data drive decided to go south and take out
    > > a year's worth of projects for school and some nice, irreplaceable
    > personal
    > > information. So, I guess thanks for that, too. I mean, I hadn't even
    > > planned on mentioning that to you. You're busy, and you don't need me
    > > bothering you with my little problems.
    > >
    >
    > If you have lost a significant amount of important data because you made no
    > effort to protect it through the use of appropriate software (backup or
    > otherwise) - then this is not our fault.
    >
    > > (Windows has been kind enough to inform me ever since that the drive "is
    > > not formatted," which is not strictly accurate, but that's okay because
    > I'm
    > > smart enough to figure out the real problem myself. I like knowing I can
    > > make my computer's life a little easier.)
    > >
    >
    > ok
    >
    > > Of course, while you may not need me bugging you with questions, you
    > > certainly do need me to submit a quart of blood and 35 stellar references
    > > just so I can get to the point of typing in a Product ID you won't
    > > support...in this country. I had to create a stinking Hotmail account
    > just
    > > so I'd have a lousy Passport ID so I could even take a look at the useless
    > > support page that wound up helping me not one whit. (A Passport ID which
    > > is now linked to my user account on this computer. Super. Thanks for
    > > that.) That, of course, involved trudging through 15 pages of "which of
    > > these newsletters would you like to subscribe to" and "please tell us all
    > > your hobbies." So I can get an email account. (But not one with
    > > "Microsoft" or "Bill Gates" in the name--I guess I could use that to screw
    > > people, and that job's been filled already. That, or else my name is
    > > really William Gates, although surely there could only be one in the whole
    > > world. Let's hope, anyway.)
    > >
    > > But, the delay of wading through those forms aside, I'm glad you've taken
    > > such a profound interest in me as a person that you would have me click
    > > inside little square boxes in order that you may learn about the
    > > intricacies that make up my fascinating and variegated life. You really
    > do
    > > care!
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we do.
    >
    > > Or else you're the devil, and you're trying to steal my very soul.
    > >
    > > Have I mentioned lately how much I hate you, Microsoft?
    > >
    > > Neil Obstat
    >
    >
    >
    David Candy Guest

  8. #7

    Default More on Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]

    David Candy wrote:

    (On Mike Brannigan [Microsoft])
    > You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study
    > on how to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
    Muck Brobdingnagian {MSFT] should be reported for that post.
    > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
    > up to Dell to provide you with support.
    > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
    > provide support for their OEM supplied products.
    What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
    give a fuck."

    --
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    Anarchy is having to put up with things that piss you off.
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    Kadaitcha Man Guest

  9. #8

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    Sorry David, is there a problem with my response ?

    I have addressed the direct issue, confirmed that the KB does provide at
    least a valid result on the search criteria he used, have requested his
    feedback where he saw a deficiency, have asked for qualification of which
    pages he has trouble with and have offered solutions or areas for him to
    additionally investigate.
    And all of this in the face of a fairly hostile rant.

    Did I miss something?

    --
    Regards,

    Mike
    --
    Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]

    This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    rights

    Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    newsgroups

    "David Candy" <david@mvps.org> wrote in message
    news:un$n6AuRDHA.3796@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
    You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study on how
    to deal with irate customers sucessfully.

    --
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    "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
    news:u8uuMXtRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > Neil,
    >
    > Comments inline
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > Mike
    > --
    > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    >
    > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > rights
    >
    > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > newsgroups
    >
    > "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > > Hello, Microsoft.
    > >
    > > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > > products.
    > >
    >
    > This is not a statement that is condusive to those who may to provide
    > support (particularly if they are Microsoft staff)
    >
    > > Internet Explorer will not save a web page with its associated graphics
    in
    > > certain instances. Instead, it says "The web page could not be saved to
    > > the selected location."
    >
    > Can you please supply which pages you are having problems with.
    >
    > Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    > This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving to
    that
    > contains additional files (graphics etc). Ensure you have permissions to
    > creat this addtional folder for the page you are Saving.
    >
    > Also try the Save As single file. This produces a MHT file with all the
    > content embedded.
    >
    > On the sites I have tried this on the Save As single file produced better
    > results ([url]www.ibm.com[/url] was one test that worked better as single file)
    >
    > > I have read the reason for this before, yet a
    > > search about--that's right--an hour ago turned up no results. I looked
    > for
    > > the phrase "to the selected location." I mean, that's part of what the
    > > error message says. It uses those very words. I even checked to make
    > sure
    > > I spelled it exactly right. Seems like that text would be present
    > > SOMEWHERE in your knowledge base, under the section for Internet
    Explorer
    > > 6, the program that gives me the error message. Nope. No such luck.
    > > Apparently your error messages do not coordinate with your knowledge
    base.
    > > That would be helpful.
    > >
    >
    > The text DOES exist in the Knowledgebase.
    > If you go to the Knowledgebase at
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/[/url]
    > Clcik the link for Search our Technical Database (Knowledge Base)
    > Just leave the Select your Product as the default - All Microsoft Search
    > topics-
    > enter
    > "The web page could not be saved to " in to the For Solution containing
    > and Using ... The exact phrase entered
    >
    > Produces one result
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=235589[/url]
    >
    > Which conatins the error exactly as stated. Is it relevent to you ??
    >
    >
    > > Never mind the message is, itself, not helpful. The "selecte(oops, hang
    > > on, Outlook just popped its reminder window up in my face WHILE I WAS IN
    > > THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS. I love when you do that, Microsoft!)d
    > location"
    > > has nothing to do with the error. No matter where I try to save the
    page,
    > > no luck. I believe, from what I read before (from your knowledge base,
    > > unless I am greatly mistaken) that this has to do with an update that
    was
    > > released at some point for Internet Explorer. I guess my original
    > question
    > > was, are you going to get around to fixing this at any point? I mean, I
    > > know you know the problem exists. It is a nice feature, being able to
    > save
    > > the occasional web page, with its graphics intact and all. But it
    doesn't
    > > work with some pages, and I guess I'd just like to know if, having
    broken
    > > it, and (at one time, anyway) having acknowledged that you had broken
    it,
    > > you were planning on doing anything about it.
    > >
    >
    > Which pages are problematic and are any releated to the KB article I
    found.
    >
    > > And then I tried to ask you that.
    > >
    > > I went to your support page. I went to the part where I'm supposed to
    get
    > > to ask you a question. But as every single technical operative at your
    > > company is more important than the Wizard of Oz, this proved completely
    > > impossible. I bought my computer from Dell. Dell's a fine company.
    But
    > > because I did that, you won't let me ask you about the product. You
    told
    > > me to go to Dell. As it were.
    > >
    >
    > The support for OEM products is the responsibility of the OEM.
    > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is up to
    > Dell to provide you with support.
    >
    > > Yes, but...Dell didn't write the offending program, did Dell? No, Dell
    > did
    > > not. You did. You wrote it, and you broke it. So why ask Dell? Dell
    > > doesn't know what you've done.
    > >
    >
    > Dell are fully trained in the support of the OS and have access to
    technical
    > data that Microsoft support personnel do. In addition since it is an OEM
    > machine and OS Dell may have modified the system and as such are the only
    > ones who can provide the required support.
    > Dell do and can know "what we have done"
    >
    > > Do you know, I might've liked to have tried something like Linux. Other
    > > people do still make operating systems out there, don't they? I
    might've
    > > liked a blank, fresh system I could put a Linux or a Unix or some such
    > > thing on, but I bought a computer from Dell and since you're the big
    game
    > > in town I have to buy your software with the system. Dell has a deal
    with
    > > you. Dell paid something for that software, maybe not retail, but
    > > something. I'm sure they're not giving it to me for nothing. So if I
    buy
    > > a computer from Dell--or almost anyone else--I'm not asked if I would
    like
    > > Windows, I have to buy Windows. But if I do buy Windows that way, I
    > cannot
    > > get support for it. I'm beginning to feel a mite screwed, here.
    > >
    >
    > You can purchase a device from other vendors with other opertaing systems
    or
    > non at all.
    > You chose Dell and Dell supply Windows XP as an OEM product on PCs they
    > ship.
    > See comment above about OEM support.
    > If Dell will not supply you a PC configured to your requirements
    (including)
    > choice of OS then you can go elsewhere.
    >
    > > I tried entering the Product ID, and was told to go to Dell. So I
    decided
    > > to improvise. I dug out a 3 year old copy of Encarta, and I installed
    it.
    > > It's the only software of yours I have that isn't an OEM version.
    Meaning
    > > it's the only thing made by you I've EVER CHOSEN to purchase. There was
    a
    > > rebate. It was free, after the rebate.
    > >
    >
    > Correct - I feel I am repeating myself - OEM product = support by OEM.
    >
    > > Having installed Encarta 2000, I got the Product ID from that. At this
    > > point, I just sort of wanted to ask if your company had any sense of
    > > responsibility whatsoever for what you have wrought on the world, you
    > great
    > > jolly megalith, you.
    > >
    > > I want you to have to read my words, because I have to look at yours
    every
    > > damn day. Generally in some sort of error dialog. Or occasionally on a
    > > soothing screen painted all in deepest blue.
    > >
    >
    >
    > > Went back. Chose "Encarta" for product instead of "Internet Explorer"
    > > (wait, no, that wasn't an option on the list--I mean instead of "Windows
    > > XP"). Typed in the Product ID. Was told (drumroll, please)...you don't
    > > offer support IN THIS COUNTRY for that Product ID.
    > >
    > > But...I bought it in this country.
    > >
    > > Checked that I had typed it in correctly. I had. Checked once again.
    > > Yep. Cleaned my glasses. Hmm...still says "in this country." Okay.
    > >
    >
    > Did you purchase your copy of Encarta in the country where you reside ?
    Was
    > it a grey import ?
    > If you have a USA Encarta and are in the USA then we may have a problem
    > (please note the use of USA is just an example,as you do not state where
    you
    > are.)
    >
    > > I could bore you with all the details of what I tried then. I went
    > through
    > > every support option you offer. Hey, for $245 I can call you on the
    > phone!
    > > That's pretty sweet. I could pay $245 to hear you tell me to go to Dell
    > > for support on a product YOU wrote and published. Cool.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we wrote it and supplied it to Dell to OEM onto their machines and
    > possibly modify or augment. They then trained the support personnel to
    > provide the necessary support on the product.
    > They also have routes back into us for issues they cannot resolve and also
    > to raise bugs etc should that be needed.
    >
    > > But I'll skip right to the part where I went to one of your
    "communities"
    > > for support. That's where I found a really neat-o looking page full of
    > > bright, shiny graphics. Looked a lot like an advertisement. Like most
    of
    > > your products do, these days. Did I see any place for me to submit a
    > > question for the consideration of the "community?" I bet you can figure
    > > out the answer to that.
    > >
    > Do you mean here
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx[/url]
    > or
    > [url]http://www.microsoft.com/communities/default.mspx[/url]
    >
    > Both result in Web based access to these newsgroups.
    >
    > > I mean, there was a little bit of information on your newsgroups.
    Ninety
    > > trillion dollars you must've spent on that bloated, script-ridden,
    cookie-
    > > filled web page, and you send people to the newsgroups. Yessir, doesn't
    > > get much more modern than a newsgroup.
    >
    > What would you prefer?
    > This is the most ubiquitous form of peer to peer support community that
    the
    > technical community operate in.
    >
    > > Of course, fewer and fewer people
    > > are familiar with the technology and etiquette required to use
    newsgroups.
    > > But then, those ignorant, easily discouraged peons don't deserve
    technical
    > > help, do they? They only shelled out money for your software, or for a
    > > computer which came with mandatorily-installed copies of some of your
    > > software.
    > >
    >
    > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs provide
    > support for their OEM supplied products.
    >
    > There is no technology required - we offer a Web interface; as well as
    > advice on setting up real newsreader programs.
    >
    > > Also on the "communities" page was a link called "Windows XP Support
    > > Center," which lead right back to where I had started from an hour
    before.
    > > Elegant.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - since some people arrive at the communities via other routes and
    then
    > may want to search the knowledgebase or access other support services.
    The
    > web is not a linear construct people enter from various directions.
    >
    > > And hey, look--there's also a forthcoming article being hyped! "Coming
    > > Next Week: Award-winning computer journalist Ed Bott explains how to
    use
    > > the Backup utility in Windows XP and third-party back up tools to
    protect
    > > essential data." Well, that would have been useful before last week,
    when
    > > the partition table on my main data drive decided to go south and take
    out
    > > a year's worth of projects for school and some nice, irreplaceable
    > personal
    > > information. So, I guess thanks for that, too. I mean, I hadn't even
    > > planned on mentioning that to you. You're busy, and you don't need me
    > > bothering you with my little problems.
    > >
    >
    > If you have lost a significant amount of important data because you made
    no
    > effort to protect it through the use of appropriate software (backup or
    > otherwise) - then this is not our fault.
    >
    > > (Windows has been kind enough to inform me ever since that the drive "is
    > > not formatted," which is not strictly accurate, but that's okay because
    > I'm
    > > smart enough to figure out the real problem myself. I like knowing I
    can
    > > make my computer's life a little easier.)
    > >
    >
    > ok
    >
    > > Of course, while you may not need me bugging you with questions, you
    > > certainly do need me to submit a quart of blood and 35 stellar
    references
    > > just so I can get to the point of typing in a Product ID you won't
    > > support...in this country. I had to create a stinking Hotmail account
    > just
    > > so I'd have a lousy Passport ID so I could even take a look at the
    useless
    > > support page that wound up helping me not one whit. (A Passport ID
    which
    > > is now linked to my user account on this computer. Super. Thanks for
    > > that.) That, of course, involved trudging through 15 pages of "which of
    > > these newsletters would you like to subscribe to" and "please tell us
    all
    > > your hobbies." So I can get an email account. (But not one with
    > > "Microsoft" or "Bill Gates" in the name--I guess I could use that to
    screw
    > > people, and that job's been filled already. That, or else my name is
    > > really William Gates, although surely there could only be one in the
    whole
    > > world. Let's hope, anyway.)
    > >
    > > But, the delay of wading through those forms aside, I'm glad you've
    taken
    > > such a profound interest in me as a person that you would have me click
    > > inside little square boxes in order that you may learn about the
    > > intricacies that make up my fascinating and variegated life. You really
    > do
    > > care!
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we do.
    >
    > > Or else you're the devil, and you're trying to steal my very soul.
    > >
    > > Have I mentioned lately how much I hate you, Microsoft?
    > >
    > > Neil Obstat
    >
    >
    >

    Mike Brannigan [MSFT] Guest

  10. #9

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    Hi

    Whilst I read Neil's message with the obvious humour that was intended I do
    think it generally reflects the 'mood' of anybody who has the Windows
    product 'thrust upon them', particularly if it is from an OEM.

    All OEM support personnel that I have encountered only know the basics of
    the systems they are supposed to be knowledgeable of and I have never yet
    had a satisfactory outcome from any support line in the UK. Both Microsoft
    and Siemens and Comet in the UK shove you from pillar to post, how anybody
    without tenacity can ever get a problem fixed in the 'buck-passing'
    atmosphere that originates at Microsoft beats me.

    There are a lot of people with 'smart' answers and they will probably turn
    out to be right and gently 'ridicule' the originators message (as has been
    done in this case), but please, Microsoft, giving smart, glib answers on how
    stupid an enquirer is (this is the impression I get from the response by
    Mike) does not endear us to you. Answers like 'if you don't like it, you
    know what you can do' are not in my Customer Services handbook, since when
    has Microsoft had that view ;-))))) To suggest that we can 'go elsewhere' to
    the average computer buyer with little knowledge of computing is a bit 'high
    minded' of you and again only reflects the general perception that the
    public have of the organisation.

    I always get some smart person replying to my enquiries pointing out the
    obvious, I just get fed up of writing back to them with the message 'read my
    enquiry again, you have not answered the question I asked'

    A message for Neil, give it up mate, your wasting your time (and energy) but
    I know it feels good to 'blow off steam' every now and then.

    Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program is not
    included on the standard XP installation!!!!

    I am very troubled by Mike's reply and have re-written it using my own
    Customer
    Services Handbook:-

    'Dear Neil

    I am sorry that you are experiencing difficulties in obtaining the
    information you require. The Windows operating system is very complex and
    navigating the knowledge bases' and help files can sometimes be frustrating
    but please persevere. Here are the links where you will find the answers to
    your questions:- links blah blah blah etc.
    Thankyou for contacting Microsdfoft, we welcome all feedback and hope that
    we have gone some way to alleviating what is obviously a very frustrating
    problem to you.
    Please do not hesitate to contact us on blah blah if you have any further
    queries or problems.'

    David


    "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
    news:u8uuMXtRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > Neil,
    >
    > Comments inline
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > Mike
    > --
    > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    >
    > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > rights
    >
    > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > newsgroups
    >
    > "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > > Hello, Microsoft.
    > >
    > > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > > products.
    > >
    "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
    news:u8uuMXtRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > Neil,
    >
    > Comments inline
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > Mike
    > --
    > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    >
    > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > rights
    >
    > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > newsgroups
    >
    > "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > > Hello, Microsoft.
    > >
    > > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > > products.
    > >
    >
    > This is not a statement that is condusive to those who may to provide
    > support (particularly if they are Microsoft staff)
    >
    > > Internet Explorer will not save a web page with its associated graphics
    in
    > > certain instances. Instead, it says "The web page could not be saved to
    > > the selected location."
    >
    > Can you please supply which pages you are having problems with.
    >
    > Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    > This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving to
    that
    > contains additional files (graphics etc). Ensure you have permissions to
    > creat this addtional folder for the page you are Saving.
    >
    > Also try the Save As single file. This produces a MHT file with all the
    > content embedded.
    >
    > On the sites I have tried this on the Save As single file produced better
    > results ([url]www.ibm.com[/url] was one test that worked better as single file)
    >
    > > I have read the reason for this before, yet a
    > > search about--that's right--an hour ago turned up no results. I looked
    > for
    > > the phrase "to the selected location." I mean, that's part of what the
    > > error message says. It uses those very words. I even checked to make
    > sure
    > > I spelled it exactly right. Seems like that text would be present
    > > SOMEWHERE in your knowledge base, under the section for Internet
    Explorer
    > > 6, the program that gives me the error message. Nope. No such luck.
    > > Apparently your error messages do not coordinate with your knowledge
    base.
    > > That would be helpful.
    > >
    >
    > The text DOES exist in the Knowledgebase.
    > If you go to the Knowledgebase at
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/[/url]
    > Clcik the link for Search our Technical Database (Knowledge Base)
    > Just leave the Select your Product as the default - All Microsoft Search
    > topics-
    > enter
    > "The web page could not be saved to " in to the For Solution containing
    > and Using ... The exact phrase entered
    >
    > Produces one result
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=235589[/url]
    >
    > Which conatins the error exactly as stated. Is it relevent to you ??
    >
    >
    > > Never mind the message is, itself, not helpful. The "selecte(oops, hang
    > > on, Outlook just popped its reminder window up in my face WHILE I WAS IN
    > > THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS. I love when you do that, Microsoft!)d
    > location"
    > > has nothing to do with the error. No matter where I try to save the
    page,
    > > no luck. I believe, from what I read before (from your knowledge base,
    > > unless I am greatly mistaken) that this has to do with an update that
    was
    > > released at some point for Internet Explorer. I guess my original
    > question
    > > was, are you going to get around to fixing this at any point? I mean, I
    > > know you know the problem exists. It is a nice feature, being able to
    > save
    > > the occasional web page, with its graphics intact and all. But it
    doesn't
    > > work with some pages, and I guess I'd just like to know if, having
    broken
    > > it, and (at one time, anyway) having acknowledged that you had broken
    it,
    > > you were planning on doing anything about it.
    > >
    >
    > Which pages are problematic and are any releated to the KB article I
    found.
    >
    > > And then I tried to ask you that.
    > >
    > > I went to your support page. I went to the part where I'm supposed to
    get
    > > to ask you a question. But as every single technical operative at your
    > > company is more important than the Wizard of Oz, this proved completely
    > > impossible. I bought my computer from Dell. Dell's a fine company.
    But
    > > because I did that, you won't let me ask you about the product. You
    told
    > > me to go to Dell. As it were.
    > >
    >
    > The support for OEM products is the responsibility of the OEM.
    > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is up to
    > Dell to provide you with support.
    >
    > > Yes, but...Dell didn't write the offending program, did Dell? No, Dell
    > did
    > > not. You did. You wrote it, and you broke it. So why ask Dell? Dell
    > > doesn't know what you've done.
    > >
    >
    > Dell are fully trained in the support of the OS and have access to
    technical
    > data that Microsoft support personnel do. In addition since it is an OEM
    > machine and OS Dell may have modified the system and as such are the only
    > ones who can provide the required support.
    > Dell do and can know "what we have done"
    >
    > > Do you know, I might've liked to have tried something like Linux. Other
    > > people do still make operating systems out there, don't they? I
    might've
    > > liked a blank, fresh system I could put a Linux or a Unix or some such
    > > thing on, but I bought a computer from Dell and since you're the big
    game
    > > in town I have to buy your software with the system. Dell has a deal
    with
    > > you. Dell paid something for that software, maybe not retail, but
    > > something. I'm sure they're not giving it to me for nothing. So if I
    buy
    > > a computer from Dell--or almost anyone else--I'm not asked if I would
    like
    > > Windows, I have to buy Windows. But if I do buy Windows that way, I
    > cannot
    > > get support for it. I'm beginning to feel a mite screwed, here.
    > >
    >
    > You can purchase a device from other vendors with other opertaing systems
    or
    > non at all.
    > You chose Dell and Dell supply Windows XP as an OEM product on PCs they
    > ship.
    > See comment above about OEM support.
    > If Dell will not supply you a PC configured to your requirements
    (including)
    > choice of OS then you can go elsewhere.
    >
    > > I tried entering the Product ID, and was told to go to Dell. So I
    decided
    > > to improvise. I dug out a 3 year old copy of Encarta, and I installed
    it.
    > > It's the only software of yours I have that isn't an OEM version.
    Meaning
    > > it's the only thing made by you I've EVER CHOSEN to purchase. There was
    a
    > > rebate. It was free, after the rebate.
    > >
    >
    > Correct - I feel I am repeating myself - OEM product = support by OEM.
    >
    > > Having installed Encarta 2000, I got the Product ID from that. At this
    > > point, I just sort of wanted to ask if your company had any sense of
    > > responsibility whatsoever for what you have wrought on the world, you
    > great
    > > jolly megalith, you.
    > >
    > > I want you to have to read my words, because I have to look at yours
    every
    > > damn day. Generally in some sort of error dialog. Or occasionally on a
    > > soothing screen painted all in deepest blue.
    > >
    >
    >
    > > Went back. Chose "Encarta" for product instead of "Internet Explorer"
    > > (wait, no, that wasn't an option on the list--I mean instead of "Windows
    > > XP"). Typed in the Product ID. Was told (drumroll, please)...you don't
    > > offer support IN THIS COUNTRY for that Product ID.
    > >
    > > But...I bought it in this country.
    > >
    > > Checked that I had typed it in correctly. I had. Checked once again.
    > > Yep. Cleaned my glasses. Hmm...still says "in this country." Okay.
    > >
    >
    > Did you purchase your copy of Encarta in the country where you reside ?
    Was
    > it a grey import ?
    > If you have a USA Encarta and are in the USA then we may have a problem
    > (please note the use of USA is just an example,as you do not state where
    you
    > are.)
    >
    > > I could bore you with all the details of what I tried then. I went
    > through
    > > every support option you offer. Hey, for $245 I can call you on the
    > phone!
    > > That's pretty sweet. I could pay $245 to hear you tell me to go to Dell
    > > for support on a product YOU wrote and published. Cool.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we wrote it and supplied it to Dell to OEM onto their machines and
    > possibly modify or augment. They then trained the support personnel to
    > provide the necessary support on the product.
    > They also have routes back into us for issues they cannot resolve and also
    > to raise bugs etc should that be needed.
    >
    > > But I'll skip right to the part where I went to one of your
    "communities"
    > > for support. That's where I found a really neat-o looking page full of
    > > bright, shiny graphics. Looked a lot like an advertisement. Like most
    of
    > > your products do, these days. Did I see any place for me to submit a
    > > question for the consideration of the "community?" I bet you can figure
    > > out the answer to that.
    > >
    > Do you mean here
    > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx[/url]
    > or
    > [url]http://www.microsoft.com/communities/default.mspx[/url]
    >
    > Both result in Web based access to these newsgroups.
    >
    > > I mean, there was a little bit of information on your newsgroups.
    Ninety
    > > trillion dollars you must've spent on that bloated, script-ridden,
    cookie-
    > > filled web page, and you send people to the newsgroups. Yessir, doesn't
    > > get much more modern than a newsgroup.
    >
    > What would you prefer?
    > This is the most ubiquitous form of peer to peer support community that
    the
    > technical community operate in.
    >
    > > Of course, fewer and fewer people
    > > are familiar with the technology and etiquette required to use
    newsgroups.
    > > But then, those ignorant, easily discouraged peons don't deserve
    technical
    > > help, do they? They only shelled out money for your software, or for a
    > > computer which came with mandatorily-installed copies of some of your
    > > software.
    > >
    >
    > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs provide
    > support for their OEM supplied products.
    >
    > There is no technology required - we offer a Web interface; as well as
    > advice on setting up real newsreader programs.
    >
    > > Also on the "communities" page was a link called "Windows XP Support
    > > Center," which lead right back to where I had started from an hour
    before.
    > > Elegant.
    > >
    >
    > Yes - since some people arrive at the communities via other routes and
    then
    > may want to search the knowledgebase or access other support services.
    The
    > web is not a linear construct people enter from various directions.
    >
    > > And hey, look--there's also a forthcoming article being hyped! "Coming
    > > Next Week: Award-winning computer journalist Ed Bott explains how to
    use
    > > the Backup utility in Windows XP and third-party back up tools to
    protect
    > > essential data." Well, that would have been useful before last week,
    when
    > > the partition table on my main data drive decided to go south and take
    out
    > > a year's worth of projects for school and some nice, irreplaceable
    > personal
    > > information. So, I guess thanks for that, too. I mean, I hadn't even
    > > planned on mentioning that to you. You're busy, and you don't need me
    > > bothering you with my little problems.
    > >
    >
    > If you have lost a significant amount of important data because you made
    no
    > effort to protect it through the use of appropriate software (backup or
    > otherwise) - then this is not our fault.
    >
    > > (Windows has been kind enough to inform me ever since that the drive "is
    > > not formatted," which is not strictly accurate, but that's okay because
    > I'm
    > > smart enough to figure out the real problem myself. I like knowing I
    can
    > > make my computer's life a little easier.)
    > >
    >
    > ok
    >
    > > Of course, while you may not need me bugging you with questions, you
    > > certainly do need me to submit a quart of blood and 35 stellar
    references
    > > just so I can get to the point of typing in a Product ID you won't
    > > support...in this country. I had to create a stinking Hotmail account
    > just
    > > so I'd have a lousy Passport ID so I could even take a look at the
    useless
    > > support page that wound up helping me not one whit. (A Passport ID
    which
    > > is now linked to my user account on this computer. Super. Thanks for
    > > that.) That, of course, involved trudging through 15 pages of "which of
    > > these newsletters would you like to subscribe to" and "please tell us
    all
    > > your hobbies." So I can get an email account. (But not one with
    > > "Microsoft" or "Bill Gates" in the name--I guess I could use that to
    screw
    > > people, and that job's been filled already. That, or else my name is
    > > really William Gates, although surely there could only be one in the
    whole
    > > world. Let's hope, anyway.)
    > >
    > > But, the delay of wading through those forms aside, I'm glad you've
    taken
    > > such a profound interest in me as a person that you would have me click
    > > inside little square boxes in order that you may learn about the
    > > intricacies that make up my fascinating and variegated life. You really
    > do
    > > care!
    > >
    >
    > Yes - we do.
    >
    > > Or else you're the devil, and you're trying to steal my very soul.
    > >
    > > Have I mentioned lately how much I hate you, Microsoft?
    > >
    > > Neil Obstat
    >
    >
    >





    David Banks Guest

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    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    Yes. You responded how a technical person would respond. Technically correct. But a customer relationship nightmare.

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    (unfortunately most links want cash)

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    "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message news:#AZ#QMuRDHA.3192@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
    > Sorry David, is there a problem with my response ?
    >
    > I have addressed the direct issue, confirmed that the KB does provide at
    > least a valid result on the search criteria he used, have requested his
    > feedback where he saw a deficiency, have asked for qualification of which
    > pages he has trouble with and have offered solutions or areas for him to
    > additionally investigate.
    > And all of this in the face of a fairly hostile rant.
    >
    > Did I miss something?
    >
    > --
    > Regards,
    >
    > Mike
    > --
    > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    >
    > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > rights
    >
    > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > newsgroups
    >
    > "David Candy" <david@mvps.org> wrote in message
    > news:un$n6AuRDHA.3796@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
    > You know you aren't going to be picked anytime soon as a case study on how
    > to deal with irate customers sucessfully.
    >
    > --
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    > "Mike Brannigan [MSFT]" <mikebran@online.microsoft.com> wrote in message
    > news:u8uuMXtRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > > Neil,
    > >
    > > Comments inline
    > >
    > > --
    > > Regards,
    > >
    > > Mike
    > > --
    > > Mike Brannigan [Microsoft]
    > >
    > > This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no
    > > rights
    > >
    > > Please note I cannot respond to e-mailed questions, please use these
    > > newsgroups
    > >
    > > "Neil Obstat" <NOSPAMireallydontlikeyoubillygates@hotmail.com> wrote in
    > > message news:Xns93B438BFFE6CCreallydontlikebillyg@207.46.2 48.16...
    > > > Hello, Microsoft.
    > > >
    > > > I have just wasted about an hour trying to figure out how the hell I am
    > > > supposed to ask you a question about one of your filthy, worthless
    > > > products.
    > > >
    > >
    > > This is not a statement that is condusive to those who may to provide
    > > support (particularly if they are Microsoft staff)
    > >
    > > > Internet Explorer will not save a web page with its associated graphics
    > in
    > > > certain instances. Instead, it says "The web page could not be saved to
    > > > the selected location."
    > >
    > > Can you please supply which pages you are having problems with.
    > >
    > > Are you Save As. Web page complete.
    > > This creates an addtional folder below the locvation you are saving to
    > that
    > > contains additional files (graphics etc). Ensure you have permissions to
    > > creat this addtional folder for the page you are Saving.
    > >
    > > Also try the Save As single file. This produces a MHT file with all the
    > > content embedded.
    > >
    > > On the sites I have tried this on the Save As single file produced better
    > > results ([url]www.ibm.com[/url] was one test that worked better as single file)
    > >
    > > > I have read the reason for this before, yet a
    > > > search about--that's right--an hour ago turned up no results. I looked
    > > for
    > > > the phrase "to the selected location." I mean, that's part of what the
    > > > error message says. It uses those very words. I even checked to make
    > > sure
    > > > I spelled it exactly right. Seems like that text would be present
    > > > SOMEWHERE in your knowledge base, under the section for Internet
    > Explorer
    > > > 6, the program that gives me the error message. Nope. No such luck.
    > > > Apparently your error messages do not coordinate with your knowledge
    > base.
    > > > That would be helpful.
    > > >
    > >
    > > The text DOES exist in the Knowledgebase.
    > > If you go to the Knowledgebase at
    > > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/[/url]
    > > Clcik the link for Search our Technical Database (Knowledge Base)
    > > Just leave the Select your Product as the default - All Microsoft Search
    > > topics-
    > > enter
    > > "The web page could not be saved to " in to the For Solution containing
    > > and Using ... The exact phrase entered
    > >
    > > Produces one result
    > > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=235589[/url]
    > >
    > > Which conatins the error exactly as stated. Is it relevent to you ??
    > >
    > >
    > > > Never mind the message is, itself, not helpful. The "selecte(oops, hang
    > > > on, Outlook just popped its reminder window up in my face WHILE I WAS IN
    > > > THE MIDDLE OF TYPING THIS. I love when you do that, Microsoft!)d
    > > location"
    > > > has nothing to do with the error. No matter where I try to save the
    > page,
    > > > no luck. I believe, from what I read before (from your knowledge base,
    > > > unless I am greatly mistaken) that this has to do with an update that
    > was
    > > > released at some point for Internet Explorer. I guess my original
    > > question
    > > > was, are you going to get around to fixing this at any point? I mean, I
    > > > know you know the problem exists. It is a nice feature, being able to
    > > save
    > > > the occasional web page, with its graphics intact and all. But it
    > doesn't
    > > > work with some pages, and I guess I'd just like to know if, having
    > broken
    > > > it, and (at one time, anyway) having acknowledged that you had broken
    > it,
    > > > you were planning on doing anything about it.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Which pages are problematic and are any releated to the KB article I
    > found.
    > >
    > > > And then I tried to ask you that.
    > > >
    > > > I went to your support page. I went to the part where I'm supposed to
    > get
    > > > to ask you a question. But as every single technical operative at your
    > > > company is more important than the Wizard of Oz, this proved completely
    > > > impossible. I bought my computer from Dell. Dell's a fine company.
    > But
    > > > because I did that, you won't let me ask you about the product. You
    > told
    > > > me to go to Dell. As it were.
    > > >
    > >
    > > The support for OEM products is the responsibility of the OEM.
    > > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is up to
    > > Dell to provide you with support.
    > >
    > > > Yes, but...Dell didn't write the offending program, did Dell? No, Dell
    > > did
    > > > not. You did. You wrote it, and you broke it. So why ask Dell? Dell
    > > > doesn't know what you've done.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Dell are fully trained in the support of the OS and have access to
    > technical
    > > data that Microsoft support personnel do. In addition since it is an OEM
    > > machine and OS Dell may have modified the system and as such are the only
    > > ones who can provide the required support.
    > > Dell do and can know "what we have done"
    > >
    > > > Do you know, I might've liked to have tried something like Linux. Other
    > > > people do still make operating systems out there, don't they? I
    > might've
    > > > liked a blank, fresh system I could put a Linux or a Unix or some such
    > > > thing on, but I bought a computer from Dell and since you're the big
    > game
    > > > in town I have to buy your software with the system. Dell has a deal
    > with
    > > > you. Dell paid something for that software, maybe not retail, but
    > > > something. I'm sure they're not giving it to me for nothing. So if I
    > buy
    > > > a computer from Dell--or almost anyone else--I'm not asked if I would
    > like
    > > > Windows, I have to buy Windows. But if I do buy Windows that way, I
    > > cannot
    > > > get support for it. I'm beginning to feel a mite screwed, here.
    > > >
    > >
    > > You can purchase a device from other vendors with other opertaing systems
    > or
    > > non at all.
    > > You chose Dell and Dell supply Windows XP as an OEM product on PCs they
    > > ship.
    > > See comment above about OEM support.
    > > If Dell will not supply you a PC configured to your requirements
    > (including)
    > > choice of OS then you can go elsewhere.
    > >
    > > > I tried entering the Product ID, and was told to go to Dell. So I
    > decided
    > > > to improvise. I dug out a 3 year old copy of Encarta, and I installed
    > it.
    > > > It's the only software of yours I have that isn't an OEM version.
    > Meaning
    > > > it's the only thing made by you I've EVER CHOSEN to purchase. There was
    > a
    > > > rebate. It was free, after the rebate.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Correct - I feel I am repeating myself - OEM product = support by OEM.
    > >
    > > > Having installed Encarta 2000, I got the Product ID from that. At this
    > > > point, I just sort of wanted to ask if your company had any sense of
    > > > responsibility whatsoever for what you have wrought on the world, you
    > > great
    > > > jolly megalith, you.
    > > >
    > > > I want you to have to read my words, because I have to look at yours
    > every
    > > > damn day. Generally in some sort of error dialog. Or occasionally on a
    > > > soothing screen painted all in deepest blue.
    > > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > Went back. Chose "Encarta" for product instead of "Internet Explorer"
    > > > (wait, no, that wasn't an option on the list--I mean instead of "Windows
    > > > XP"). Typed in the Product ID. Was told (drumroll, please)...you don't
    > > > offer support IN THIS COUNTRY for that Product ID.
    > > >
    > > > But...I bought it in this country.
    > > >
    > > > Checked that I had typed it in correctly. I had. Checked once again.
    > > > Yep. Cleaned my glasses. Hmm...still says "in this country." Okay.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Did you purchase your copy of Encarta in the country where you reside ?
    > Was
    > > it a grey import ?
    > > If you have a USA Encarta and are in the USA then we may have a problem
    > > (please note the use of USA is just an example,as you do not state where
    > you
    > > are.)
    > >
    > > > I could bore you with all the details of what I tried then. I went
    > > through
    > > > every support option you offer. Hey, for $245 I can call you on the
    > > phone!
    > > > That's pretty sweet. I could pay $245 to hear you tell me to go to Dell
    > > > for support on a product YOU wrote and published. Cool.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Yes - we wrote it and supplied it to Dell to OEM onto their machines and
    > > possibly modify or augment. They then trained the support personnel to
    > > provide the necessary support on the product.
    > > They also have routes back into us for issues they cannot resolve and also
    > > to raise bugs etc should that be needed.
    > >
    > > > But I'll skip right to the part where I went to one of your
    > "communities"
    > > > for support. That's where I found a really neat-o looking page full of
    > > > bright, shiny graphics. Looked a lot like an advertisement. Like most
    > of
    > > > your products do, these days. Did I see any place for me to submit a
    > > > question for the consideration of the "community?" I bet you can figure
    > > > out the answer to that.
    > > >
    > > Do you mean here
    > > [url]http://support.microsoft.com/newsgroups/default.aspx[/url]
    > > or
    > > [url]http://www.microsoft.com/communities/default.mspx[/url]
    > >
    > > Both result in Web based access to these newsgroups.
    > >
    > > > I mean, there was a little bit of information on your newsgroups.
    > Ninety
    > > > trillion dollars you must've spent on that bloated, script-ridden,
    > cookie-
    > > > filled web page, and you send people to the newsgroups. Yessir, doesn't
    > > > get much more modern than a newsgroup.
    > >
    > > What would you prefer?
    > > This is the most ubiquitous form of peer to peer support community that
    > the
    > > technical community operate in.
    > >
    > > > Of course, fewer and fewer people
    > > > are familiar with the technology and etiquette required to use
    > newsgroups.
    > > > But then, those ignorant, easily discouraged peons don't deserve
    > technical
    > > > help, do they? They only shelled out money for your software, or for a
    > > > computer which came with mandatorily-installed copies of some of your
    > > > software.
    > > >
    > >
    > > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs provide
    > > support for their OEM supplied products.
    > >
    > > There is no technology required - we offer a Web interface; as well as
    > > advice on setting up real newsreader programs.
    > >
    > > > Also on the "communities" page was a link called "Windows XP Support
    > > > Center," which lead right back to where I had started from an hour
    > before.
    > > > Elegant.
    > > >
    > >
    > > Yes - since some people arrive at the communities via other routes and
    > then
    > > may want to search the knowledgebase or access other support services.
    > The
    > > web is not a linear construct people enter from various directions.
    > >
    > > > And hey, look--there's also a forthcoming article being hyped! "Coming
    > > > Next Week: Award-winning computer journalist Ed Bott explains how to
    > use
    > > > the Backup utility in Windows XP and third-party back up tools to
    > protect
    > > > essential data." Well, that would have been useful before last week,
    > when
    > > > the partition table on my main data drive decided to go south and take
    > out
    > > > a year's worth of projects for school and some nice, irreplaceable
    > > personal
    > > > information. So, I guess thanks for that, too. I mean, I hadn't even
    > > > planned on mentioning that to you. You're busy, and you don't need me
    > > > bothering you with my little problems.
    > > >
    > >
    > > If you have lost a significant amount of important data because you made
    > no
    > > effort to protect it through the use of appropriate software (backup or
    > > otherwise) - then this is not our fault.
    > >
    > > > (Windows has been kind enough to inform me ever since that the drive "is
    > > > not formatted," which is not strictly accurate, but that's okay because
    > > I'm
    > > > smart enough to figure out the real problem myself. I like knowing I
    > can
    > > > make my computer's life a little easier.)
    > > >
    > >
    > > ok
    > >
    > > > Of course, while you may not need me bugging you with questions, you
    > > > certainly do need me to submit a quart of blood and 35 stellar
    > references
    > > > just so I can get to the point of typing in a Product ID you won't
    > > > support...in this country. I had to create a stinking Hotmail account
    > > just
    > > > so I'd have a lousy Passport ID so I could even take a look at the
    > useless
    > > > support page that wound up helping me not one whit. (A Passport ID
    > which
    > > > is now linked to my user account on this computer. Super. Thanks for
    > > > that.) That, of course, involved trudging through 15 pages of "which of
    > > > these newsletters would you like to subscribe to" and "please tell us
    > all
    > > > your hobbies." So I can get an email account. (But not one with
    > > > "Microsoft" or "Bill Gates" in the name--I guess I could use that to
    > screw
    > > > people, and that job's been filled already. That, or else my name is
    > > > really William Gates, although surely there could only be one in the
    > whole
    > > > world. Let's hope, anyway.)
    > > >
    > > > But, the delay of wading through those forms aside, I'm glad you've
    > taken
    > > > such a profound interest in me as a person that you would have me click
    > > > inside little square boxes in order that you may learn about the
    > > > intricacies that make up my fascinating and variegated life. You really
    > > do
    > > > care!
    > > >
    > >
    > > Yes - we do.
    > >
    > > > Or else you're the devil, and you're trying to steal my very soul.
    > > >
    > > > Have I mentioned lately how much I hate you, Microsoft?
    > > >
    > > > Neil Obstat
    > >
    > >
    > >
    >
    >
    David Candy Guest

  12. #11

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    > Hi
    >
    Snip
    > Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program
    > is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?


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    rifleman Guest

  13. #12

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    Mike Brannigan [MSFT] wrote:
    > Sorry David, is there a problem with my response ?
    >
    > I have addressed the direct issue, confirmed that the KB does provide
    > at least a valid result on the search criteria he used, have
    > requested his feedback where he saw a deficiency, have asked for
    > qualification of which pages he has trouble with and have offered
    > solutions or areas for him to additionally investigate.
    You also said:
    > And all of this in the face of a fairly hostile rant.
    Yes, yours. Oh, and let's not forget Amethyst's self-congratulatory
    masturbation, eh...

    "Congratulations, Michael! You deserve a medal for making it all the way to
    the end of that diatribe without calling it a 'moron', 'fuckwit', 'cretin',
    'idiot'"

    Nice, eh. Or do you not see at all what just happened? No doubt you don't
    see it, so I'll spell it out for you. Amethyst is empathising with you and
    doing it using terms like 'moron', 'fuckwit', 'cretin', 'idiot' to refer to
    a Microsoft customer. Nice, eh.

    Let me put it to you succinctly. Amethyst is suggesting that Microsoft
    customers are one or more of 'moron', 'fuckwit', 'cretin', 'idiot'. Those
    sentiments were elicited from whatever the mad cow is pleased to call her
    mind based upon your public post.
    > Did I miss something?
    Yes, you did. It's called customer satisfaction. Get this through your thick
    skull, dumbfuck... it doesn't matter jack shit to the OP that it's an OEM
    version and that the OEM is responsible for support. It matters to the OP
    that Windows XP is a Microsoft product. Your average user is not going to
    give a tinker's curse for your damned OEM rules. All he knows is that he has
    Microsoft Windows XP and it does not work. Do you get that, fuckface? Hmm?
    He has Microsoft Windows XP and it does not work.

    The absolute very least you should have done was to completely ignore your
    fucked up OEM "rules" and actually help the guy. You know? Customer
    relationship? But all you really did was this...
    > It is a DELL machine with an OEM version of Windows XP on it - it is
    > up to Dell to provide you with support.
    > We offer technical support as detailed for retail customers. OEMs
    > provide support for their OEM supplied products.
    What a marvellous advertisement for Microsoft -- "You got screwed, we don't
    give a fuck." And don't go saying he isn't a Microsoft customer, because he
    is, whether you like to admit it or not.

    I'll tell you something else, you fucktard. Companies generally spend 10-12
    times more money on attracting new customers than they do on keeping
    existing ones. A happy customer will make a good recommendation to seven or
    eight others. A customer who has been pissed off by a snot-nosed prat, like
    you for example, will go off and tell, on avarage, 10-12 people of his bad
    experience. The hilarious part of all this is, you fucked up big time in
    front of thousands in a public forum. Well done. If I were your boss, you'd
    be frog-marched off to a retraining camp, but I'm not, so it's your lucky
    day.

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    Kadaitcha Man Guest

  14. #13

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    No. It depends who you buy it from. Each computer mfg pays varing amount of cash to MS. At the most expensive is small stores. The sell genuine MS OEM Disk. There is no difference to proper copies except the company agrees to support it and it will refuse to upgrade. A large company pays least and probably doesn't supply a disk.

    But you can buy home in a retail store. Most OSs are sold OEM with new systems.

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    "rifleman" <me@nospamever.net> wrote in message news:eYogJYuRDHA.1556@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
    > In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    > David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    > > Hi
    > >
    > Snip
    > > Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program
    > > is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    >
    > Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?
    >
    >
    > --
    > (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    > Google is your Friend
    > Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    > [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    >
    >
    >
    David Candy Guest

  15. #14

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist


    "David Banks" <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> wrote in message news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...

    <snipped>
    > There are a lot of people with 'smart' answers and they will probably turn
    > out to be right and gently 'ridicule' the originators message (as has been
    > done in this case
    Gently on maybe one account, but not on the MS/MVP supporters like the bint "Amethyst", who has no problem railing the meekest of help seekers to becoming "mindless PC fuckcases"! At least Mike just tells them they are basically stuck in a "fuckcase"!

    <snipped long remainder>


    Ted Guest

  16. #15

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    Ted" <"""""""""""""" wrote:
    > Gently on maybe one account, but not on the MS/MVP supporters like
    > the bint "Amethyst", who has no problem railing the meekest of help
    > seekers to becoming "mindless PC fuckcases"! At least Mike just tells
    > them they are basically stuck in a "fuckcase"!
    Don't forget that the imaginary personality Amethyst projects into these
    groups is the only one she has.

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    Kadaitcha Man Guest

  17. #16

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    In news:OMrtvhuRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
    David Candy <david@mvps.org> typed:
    > No. It depends who you buy it from. Each computer mfg pays varing
    > amount of cash to MS. At the most expensive is small stores. The sell
    > genuine MS OEM Disk. There is no difference to proper copies except
    > the company agrees to support it and it will refuse to upgrade. A
    > large company pays least and probably doesn't supply a disk.
    >
    > But you can buy home in a retail store. Most OSs are sold OEM with
    > new systems.
    >
    >> In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    >> David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    >>> Hi
    >>>
    >> Snip
    >>> Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program
    >>> is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    >>
    >> Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?
    >>
    >>
    >> --
    >> (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    >> Google is your Friend
    >> Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    >> [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    Well in that case, if the OEM is Pro then backup IS installed by default (or
    should be....)

    --
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    rifleman Guest

  18. #17

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    "rifleman" <me@nospamever.net> wrote in message news:O6dJUquRDHA.1720@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    > In news:OMrtvhuRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
    > David Candy <david@mvps.org> typed:
    > > No. It depends who you buy it from. Each computer mfg pays varing
    > > amount of cash to MS. At the most expensive is small stores. The sell
    > > genuine MS OEM Disk. There is no difference to proper copies except
    > > the company agrees to support it and it will refuse to upgrade. A
    > > large company pays least and probably doesn't supply a disk.
    > >
    > > But you can buy home in a retail store. Most OSs are sold OEM with
    > > new systems.
    > >
    > >> In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    > >> David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    > >>> Hi
    > >>>
    > >> Snip
    > >>> Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program
    > >>> is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    > >>
    > >> Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> --
    > >> (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    > >> Google is your Friend
    > >> Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    > >> [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    >
    > Well in that case, if the OEM is Pro then backup IS installed by default (or
    > should be....)
    >
    > --
    > (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    > Google is your Friend
    > Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    > [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    You don't seem to have the idea of what an OEM XP CD is. That particular OEM XP CD 'could' include all XP apps that are available on the 'upgrade' or full retail version. OTOH - that particular OEM XP CD 'could' include nothing but the 'install' files. OEMs are allowed to include/exclude anything they like - unfortunately.

    Will



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    Will Denny Guest

  19. #18

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist

    In news:%23BvX3uuRDHA.560@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    Will Denny <wjd4444uk@yahoo.co.uk> typed:
    > "rifleman" <me@nospamever.net> wrote in message
    > news:O6dJUquRDHA.1720@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    >> In news:OMrtvhuRDHA.2148@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl,
    >> David Candy <david@mvps.org> typed:
    >>> No. It depends who you buy it from. Each computer mfg pays varing
    >>> amount of cash to MS. At the most expensive is small stores. The
    >>> sell
    >>> genuine MS OEM Disk. There is no difference to proper copies except
    >>> the company agrees to support it and it will refuse to upgrade. A
    >>> large company pays least and probably doesn't supply a disk.
    >>>
    >>> But you can buy home in a retail store. Most OSs are sold OEM with
    >>> new systems.
    >>>
    >>>> In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    >>>> David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    >>>>> Hi
    >>>>>
    >>>> Snip
    >>>>> Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup
    >>>>> program
    >>>>> is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    >>>>
    >>>> Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> --
    >>>> (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    >>>> Google is your Friend
    >>>> Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    >>>> [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    >>
    >> Well in that case, if the OEM is Pro then backup IS installed by
    >> default (or
    >> should be....)
    >>
    >> --
    >> (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    >> Google is your Friend
    >> Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    >> [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    >
    > You don't seem to have the idea of what an OEM XP CD is. That
    > particular OEM XP CD 'could' include all XP apps that are available
    > on the 'upgrade' or full retail version. OTOH - that particular OEM
    > XP CD 'could' include nothing but the 'install' files. OEMs are
    > allowed to include/exclude anything they like - unfortunately.
    >
    > Will
    >
    >
    >
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    I'd be very surprised if vendor would dig around deep enough to remove the
    backup utility - unless they also sell backup solutions ;-)

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    rifleman Guest

  20. #19

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist


    "David Banks" <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
    news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
    >
    > I am very troubled by Mike's reply and have re-written it using my own
    > Customer
    > Services Handbook:-
    >
    > 'Dear Neil
    >
    > I am sorry that you are experiencing difficulties in obtaining the
    > information you require. The Windows operating system is very complex
    and
    > navigating the knowledge bases' and help files can sometimes be
    frustrating
    > but please persevere. Here are the links where you will find the
    answers to
    > your questions:- links blah blah blah etc.
    > Thankyou for contacting Microsdfoft, we welcome all feedback and hope
    that
    > we have gone some way to alleviating what is obviously a very
    frustrating
    > problem to you.
    > Please do not hesitate to contact us on blah blah if you have any
    further
    > queries or problems.'
    >
    > David
    >
    Let me assure you that that sort of prepackaged PR drivel is JUST as
    frustrating as the runaround the OP describes.

    Mike gave a direct answer to both the OP's hostility (understandable
    given MS's and OEM's lack of any real help) and to his problems. Seems
    like a perfectly good post to me.


    Mister Charlie Guest

  21. #20

    Default Re: An open letter to Microsoft's support personnel, should they exist


    "rifleman" <me@nospamever.net> wrote in message
    news:eYogJYuRDHA.1556@TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl...
    > In news:etZ9NSuRDHA.3236@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl,
    > David Banks <dcbanks@btopenworld.com> typed:
    > > Hi
    > >
    > Snip
    > > Also to suggest the use of backup is laughable, the backup program
    > > is not included on the standard XP installation!!!!
    >
    > Are all OEM installations XP Home edition then?
    Not necessarily. However, on my e-machine OEM XP install there IS no
    backup function, it's not included!
    >
    >
    > --
    > (I may be wrong...I usually am....)
    > Google is your Friend
    > Email address deliberately false to avoid spam:
    > [url]www.gbpcomputing.co.uk[/url]
    >
    >
    >

    Mister Charlie Guest

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