Trying to install the flash player 7 yields:
ERROR: Your architecture, \'x86_64\', is not supported by the
Macromedia Flash Player installer.
You don't have support for 64 bit versions of Linux? This isn't an exotic
piece of gear, this is an HP home computer with am AMD 64 chip in it.
Besides, the website I was loading this for only accepts Flash Player 8...and
you folks aren't going to have 8 available at all, and 9 won't be out until
2007? Je shr shuh muh lan dong shi!? Jing-tzang mei young--duh!...