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"John Francis" <com> wrote in message news:ctm5id$m1$panix.com...  >> >>I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.[/ref] > > I don't think so. > > I'm not aware of any British dialect that pronounces "Four" as "Fo" > > I'd say the reqired accent is probably closer to one from New Orleans. >[/ref] New Orleans "poor". The finest English I have heard spoken here in the US is by New Orleans upper class.........

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    "John Francis" <com> wrote in message
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    >>
    >>I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.[/ref]
    >
    > I don't think so.
    >
    > I'm not aware of any British dialect that pronounces "Four" as "Fo"
    >
    > I'd say the reqired accent is probably closer to one from New Orleans.
    >[/ref]
    New Orleans "poor". The finest English I have heard spoken here in the US is
    by New Orleans upper class......


    William Guest

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    Just heard on Virgin Radio from England...


    Q: What's the difference between a camera and a sock?

    A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes five toes...



    ....hey, I don't write the stuff...

    mike
    m Guest

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    m II <The.Hat> writes:
     

    I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.

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    On 31 Jan 2005 10:16:35 -0800, Phil Stripling
    <zzn.com> wrote:
     
    >
    >I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.[/ref]

    ...and an extremely wide latitude for humor.

    --
    Owamanga!
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    Owamanga wrote: 
    > >
    > >I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.[/ref]
    >
    > ..and an extremely wide latitude for humor.
    >[/ref]

    I thought it was a little bit funny :)

    Lisa
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    On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:12:10 -0800, Lisa Horton
    <net> wrote:
     
    >>
    >> ..and an extremely wide latitude for humor.
    >>[/ref]
    >
    >I thought it was a little bit funny :)[/ref]

    What did the spastic say to his dog?

    "Down syndrome!"

    Now that's funny. It defines 'politically incorrect' of course, and
    offends lots of people, but, let not that stand in the way of humor.

    --
    Owamanga!
    Owamanga Guest

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    In article <tdl.com>,
    Phil Stripling <zzn.com> wrote: 
    >
    >I think you have to have a British dialect for it to work.[/ref]

    I don't think so.

    I'm not aware of any British dialect that pronounces "Four" as "Fo"

    I'd say the reqired accent is probably closer to one from New Orleans.

    John Guest

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    don't you mean narlins ?

    bill



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    On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:06:24 GMT, "bill a"
    <invalid> wrote:
     

    Nawlins
     
    >[/ref]

    ZONED! Guest

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    com (John Francis) writes:
     

    Listen to the Beatles. :->
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    In article <tdl.com>,
    Phil Stripling <zzn.com> wrote: 
    >
    >Listen to the Beatles. :->[/ref]

    a.k.a "The Fab Four". Pronounced Four, not Fo.

    In any case, Scouse pronunciation is most definitely "Faw".
    (Listen to John singing "All Together Now" some time).
    Birmingham, I'll concede, starts off "Fo". But it doesn't
    stop there - the full pronunciation is more like "Fo-wer"

    John Guest

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    <The.Hat> wrote:

    [...] 

    Actually, I kinda liked the joke!

    The joke makes a point.
    I tend not to use the term "take a picture". What I really do is expose
    some film or some electronic light sensing device so that I can later
    have a picture. I may even capture light in my camera which allows me to
    convert it to a photo later. I think one could even say they "make" a
    picture. When this has been done, I can then "take" the picture
    somewhere.
    However, at no time does my camera "take" anything!

    ;-)
    Jerry

     
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    <com> wrote in message
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    When Jerry Lewis was young, he made a lot of fun out of acting, "spastic".
    Later on, when he became rich and well known, he more than made up for it
    with his charity work raising money for diseases that crippled people and
    left them palsied. I suspect that he concentrated on those kind of charities
    because he got some flak over his earlier performances, but we'll probably
    never know whether this is true or not......


    William Guest

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    Jerry wrote:
     


    You recycle the photons? Neat!




    mike
    m Guest

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    Jerry wrote: 
    >
    > Actually, I kinda liked the joke!
    >
    > The joke makes a point.
    > I tend not to use the term "take a picture". What I really do is
    > expose some film or some electronic light sensing device so that I
    > can later have a picture. I may even capture light in my camera which
    > allows me to convert it to a photo later. I think one could even say
    > they "make" a picture. When this has been done, I can then "take" the
    > picture somewhere.
    > However, at no time does my camera "take" anything!
    >
    > ;-)
    > Jerry[/ref]

    It takes souls... or so I've heard.

    "Doctor, I think I'm a kleptomaniac - what can I take for that?"


    Bob Guest

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    Jerry wrote: 
    >
    > Actually, I kinda liked the joke!
    >
    > The joke makes a point.
    > I tend not to use the term "take a picture". What I really do is[/ref]
    expose 
     
    to 
     
    I bet you're a wow at parties... ;)

    Chadwick Guest

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    "Owamanga" <com> wrote in message
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    I think it's in the most extraordinarily bad taste, and if you think it's
    funny then I think it's you that should be put down. I shall certainly not
    stand in the way when a large truck is accidentally thundering in your
    direction. 'Jokes' like that went out of fashion at least 10 years ago.
    Where have you been? In a coma? I wish you were still there.



    Vic Guest

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    "m II" <The.Hat> wrote in message
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    .... home of laughter, eh?

    Now put the fo'fo' away, yo'.


    Martin Guest

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    "Phil Stripling" <zzn.com> wrote in message
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    >
    > Listen to the Beatles. :->[/ref]

    The same Beatles?


    Martin Guest

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