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[Marietta Wren]

zarathustra wrote:

> Renato Downey doodled:

>> zarathustra wrote:

>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps

>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?

> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.

>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>> answer.

> Too late.

>> You fucked it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>> Police Officer'.

> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
> Now, are you going to sign up or not?

>> You see, headfuck, compounds that come before the word being modified
>> should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is a proper
>> noun, or is an adjective.

>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.

> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
> absolutely nothing.

Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

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[Valroy Tyrrill]

zarathustra wrote:

> Tariq Baze doodled:

>> zarathustra wrote:

>>> Kadaitcha Man doodled:
>>>> Phil B wrote:
>>>>> If I say that I won't say it, will you help me then.......... <g>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, but if you're over 16, suck cock and swallow, I might consider
>>>> it.
>>>
>>> What good's that to you?

>>
>> Who said it was for me, you headfuck?
>>

>>> You have no prick, remember... (apart from
>>> that pisspants DoS(s), that is.)

>>
>>
>> That would be DoS',

>
> Nope. You misunderstand

And you are dancing.

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[zarathustra]

Marietta Wren doodled:

> zarathustra wrote:

>> Renato Downey doodled:

>>> zarathustra wrote:

>

>>>> You want 'DeskColor' - one of the _many_ highly-useful apps

>

>>> Did you intend the hyphen to be a dash indicating an emphatic pause
>>> or as a hyphen to join compound modifiers?

>

>> You spotted the deliberate mistake. Well done you! I knew you had it
>> in you. You've a career in the Word Police if you're interested.

>

>>> Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question not requiring an
>>> answer.

>

>> Too late.

>

>>> You fucked it up yet again, oh useless fully paid-up 'Word
>>> Police Officer'.

>

>> You've got the right attitude too. There's hope for you yet, son.
>> Now, are you going to sign up or not?

>

>>> You see, headfuck, compounds that come before the word being
>>> modified should not be hyphenated when the compound ends in ly, is
>>> a proper noun, or is an adjective.

>

>>> HTH&GL with your job as a Word Police Officer.

>

>> Thanks. Now move along, usenetizen. There's nothing to see in 24hsh -
>> absolutely nothing.

>
>
> Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.

My what?

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[Kadaitcha Man]

Josef Knecht wrote:

> AutoSPNAK.

1.

1. spnak!
2. spnak! nice backpedal!
3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
4. Slurp! etc.
5. My rules count. etc.
6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister, brother, father,
etc.
7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
8. blink (clueless)
9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to know one
etc.

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[Lord Gazwad of Grantham]

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Gazwad Man" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
||||||
||||||||| Your ofer of unconditional surrender is accepted.
||||||||
|||||||| ...as soon as you've eaten the peanuts outta my shit.
||||||
|||||| Hey, relic, I told you this guy was a faggot.
||||||
|||||| Look he's been eating the other peanuts!
|||||
||||| Fag lame. AutoSPNAK.
|||||
|||
||| It's not a lame.
||
|| Like your obvious post-editing, you 5u><0r....
||

What's there to like you fucking retard? I didn't edit the post.


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[Lord Gazwad of Grantham]

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht wrote:
|||
|||| AutoSPNAK.
|||
||| 1.
|||
||| 1. spnak!
||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
||| 4. Slurp! etc.
||| 5. My rules count. etc.
||| 6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister, brother,
||| father, etc.
||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
||| 8. blink (clueless)
||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
||| know one etc.
||
|| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
||
|| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?

You really are as thick as pig shit! I thought you were pretending!

Oh well.

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[Lord Gazwad of Grantham]

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| ...and they TINT wonder why I use emphases.
||
|| It has nothing to do with liking. Read again.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

|| What's a dumbfuck.

You are, clearly.

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[Lord Gazwad of Grantham]

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
||||||
||||||| AutoSPNAK.
||||||
|||||| 1.
||||||
|||||| 1. spnak!
|||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
|||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
|||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
|||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
|||||| 6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister, brother,
|||||| father, etc.
|||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
|||||| 8. blink (clueless)
|||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
|||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
|||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
|||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
|||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes one to
|||||| know one etc.
|||||
||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
|||||
||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
|||
||| You really are as thick as pig shit! I thought you were pretending!
|||
||| Oh well.
||
|| *
|| B
|| L
|| O
|| O
|| P
|| *
||

Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.


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[Lord Gazwad of Grantham]

Josef Knecht asked wistfully...

|| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
||
||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
|||
||||| "Lord Gazwad of Grantham" <Dont Be So FarKing WeeTarDid> wrote:
|||||
|||||| Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
||||||
|||||||| "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote:
||||||||
||||||||| Josef Knecht wrote:
|||||||||
|||||||||| AutoSPNAK.
|||||||||
||||||||| 1.
|||||||||
||||||||| 1. spnak!
||||||||| 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
||||||||| 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
||||||||| 4. Slurp! etc.
||||||||| 5. My rules count. etc.
||||||||| 6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister,
||||||||| brother, father, etc.
||||||||| 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
||||||||| 8. blink (clueless)
||||||||| 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
||||||||| 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
||||||||| 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe etc.
||||||||| 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
||||||||| 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
||||||||| one to know one etc.
||||||||
|||||||| Nice list, but... AutoSPNAK <> spnak!
||||||||
|||||||| Easy enough, or shall I go through it again for ya?
||||||
|||||| You really are as thick as pig shit! I thought you were
|||||| pretending!
||||||
|||||| Oh well.
|||||
||||| *
||||| B
||||| L
||||| O
||||| O
||||| P
||||| *
|||||
|||
||| Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
||
|| There's an advert for not taking drugs....

3

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[Kadaitcha Man]

Lord Gazwad of Grantham wrote:

> Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. spnak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Slurp! etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. My rules count. etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> brother, father, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. blink (clueless)
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring, asswipe
>>>>>>>>>>>>> etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts, takes
>>>>>>>>>>>>> one to know one etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There's an advert for not taking drugs....
>>>>
>>>> 3
>>>
>>> Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?

>
> 11

London to a bucket of slug slime says zarathustra comes back with an 8.

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[Kadaitcha Man]

Josef Knecht wrote:

> "Kadaitcha Man" <rainx@haha.com> wrote:
>

>> Lord Gazwad of Grantham wrote:

>>> Josef Knecht asked wistfully...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1. spnak!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2. spnak! nice backpedal!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3. spnak! You replied so I win. (dance, owned etc.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Slurp! etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 5. My rules count. etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 6. Sheep fucker, fag, native, fuck your mother, sister,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brother, father, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Testicles, anus, penis, faecal matter, urine, etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8. blink (clueless)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 9. You are my bitch. Loser, child, immature etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10. MEOW, repeat, same old ... etc
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 11. brain damaged, jackass, incompetent, boring,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> asswipe etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 12. Typo, spelling lame, grammar etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 13. I'm rubber, you're glue! IKYABWAI, truth hurts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> takes one to know one etc.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Slink, slink, slink, there he goes.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There's an advert for not taking drugs....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 3
>>>>>
>>>>> Well done! Have you ever tried for double figures?
>>>
>>> 11

>>
>> London to a bucket of slug slime says zarathustra comes back with an
>> 8.

>
> *blink*
>
> Now you can say that you were right at least once in your life.
>
> Here's your bucket of slug slime.

Fair swap. Here's London.

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[Richard White]

"Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote in message
news:3fa1a6703ae1a15314a0726ece7343ae@news.1usenet .com...
[...Kadaitcha Man's idiotic ranting smipped...]

> You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar

laming

> is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're bewlidered by
> the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed of a noun with a

plural

> verb.

Hoisted by your own petard I see Kadaitcha Man?

"utterly inadequate" is NOT constructed of a "noun with a plural verb"
(there's no such thing as a "plural verb", but that's another matter).

"utterly inadequate" IS constructed of an adverb and an adjective. As such
you have used it improperly as you have failed to assign the adjectival
clause to a noun: ".... the utterly inadequate {what?}".

[...snipped...]

> Kadaitcha Man: Usenet Anarchist - [url]http://kadaitcha.kicks-ass.org:83/[/url]
> Anarchy is having to put up with things that piss you off.

.... about sums you up!

> Kadaitcha Man: Moderator, 24hoursupport.helpdesk

God help those who have to put up with you when you answer their support
calls <lol>

[Kadaitcha Man]

Richard White wrote:

> "Kadaitcha Man" <fooq@haha.com> wrote in message
> news:3fa1a6703ae1a15314a0726ece7343ae@news.1usenet .com...
> [...Kadaitcha Man's idiotic ranting smipped...]

>> You are an idiot who has not learned that spelling, typo and grammar
>> laming is the refuge of the utterly inadequate. Just in case you're
>> bewlidered by the phrase the utterly inadequate, it is constructed
>> of a noun with a plural verb.

>
> Hoisted by your own petard I see Kadaitcha Man?

Oh, I just lerve these grammar fuckwits trying to show off. Ok, you get
to open your trap only up to your first mistake.

> "utterly inadequate" is NOT constructed of a "noun with a plural verb"

BZZZZZT! Didn't get far, did you?

> (there's no such thing as a "plural verb"

Please explain why these respected grammar resources say there is:

[url]http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/pluralverbs[/url]
[url]http://www.crh.noaa.gov/library/Grammar/Sing-plural.html[/url]
[url]http://www.wordforword.se/download/VerbForm.pdf[/url]
[url]http://tinyurl.com/fvyw[/url]
[url]http://ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/sv_agr.htm[/url]
[url]http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/esl/eslsubverb.html[/url]
[url]http://www.wonderfulwritingskillsunhandbook.com/html/verb_agreement.html[/url]
[url]http://www.as.ysu.edu/~english/subjectverb.html[/url]
[url]http://www.gsu.edu/~wwwesl/egw/nouns/plural.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.courses.vcu.edu/ENG-652/sentences/exceptions.htm[/url]

There are about 5,300 other links on google. Look them up.

> "utterly inadequate" IS constructed of an adverb and an adjective. As
> such you have used it improperly as you have failed to assign the

adjectival

> clause to a noun: ".... the utterly inadequate {what?}".

What do you mean, the utterly inadequate what? The utterly inadequate
are the utterly inadequate, you utterly inadequate fuckstain. Whilst you're
off licking your wounds and trying to figure out plural verbs, see if you
can get your single synapse to fire when it scans the phrase "collective
noun."

Thank you. Goodbye.

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