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Glad you appreciate the humor... Now where's my website!!! There's nowt wrong with being honest! Just not to my tutor when i say i sweated for hours producing my page! That one from Dan had nowt on it! + What the hell are layers? I knew i shouldn't have taken advanced web design! This has already taken longer than it should have! Ive done more typing today than i have all year! Ive done too much, im off for a pint! Dave "darrel" <state.mn.us> wrote in message news:bg62pc$ptp$macromedia.com... [/ref] i [/ref] to  > > This is the funniest post I've ever seen! ...

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    Glad you appreciate the humor... Now where's my website!!!
    There's nowt wrong with being honest! Just not to my tutor when i say i
    sweated for hours producing my page!
    That one from Dan had nowt on it! + What the hell are layers? I knew i
    shouldn't have taken advanced web design! This has already taken longer than
    it should have! Ive done more typing today than i have all year! Ive done
    too much, im off for a pint!

    Dave

    "darrel" <state.mn.us> wrote in message
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    > This is the funniest post I've ever seen!
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    > -Darrel
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    Dave Guest

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    Hey Gary! Your a sound man! Let me know if you find that someone! He's gotta
    be tall, dark, handsome + very funny cos it'd be obvious it wasn't me
    otherwise. Oh, and he's gotta manage 15 pints upside-down!
    Ur tellin me tedium! Why should you have to go to college? It's so boring,
    it's impossible to learn anything!

    Anyhow! My pint hand is starting to ache from all this typing!

    Dave

    "Gary White" <please> wrote in message
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    > Perhaps he has some other homework we can do for him as well. Heck, if
    > he'll let us know where he goes to school, maybe we can even find
    > someone to go to class for him and free him of all that tedium. <g>
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    > Gary[/ref]


    Dave Guest

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    LOL -- Dave...Dave...Dave...

    You were given the codes on layers. However, you need to put them into
    your Dreamweaver program to see the layers.

    However, if you do not have Dreamweaver...then you are "ed"! You
    can't have us do your homework. Those that says it takes less than 5
    minutes to create layers...is true. From my boot up time on my computer
    to Starting Dreamweaver, click on new, click on create layers...vola! Do
    this 7 times and you have 7 layers.

    Now the Layers will be "empty" layers for you to put in contents! That
    is your job.


    "oh crap...opened another can of worms!"

    Dave wrote:
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    Gil Guest

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    Dave - your honesty is refreshing!


    wrrn Guest

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    I Thnkyou!

    If ny of the college grduates here hve ny sense, they will hve done
    exctly wht i pln to do! GET TO SUCCESS ON THE BCK OF OTHERS!!!
    ND! might i dd, if their yers of hrd work ws worth nything, why re
    they sking questions here??? nswer that

    Dve

    "DiMa" <net> wrote in message
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    Dave Guest

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    Anyway! Im sorry for getting riled! What i meant to say was, Thankyou, i
    appreciate your opinion + i will bear it in mind when you are applying for a
    job with my company!

    Dave

    There is always one who is bitter at the success of others! No matter how
    hard he tries, he never seems to get anywhere....



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    Dave Guest

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