imran khalid resume for Web Specialists (php) Job

[Phil Roberts]

With total disregard for any kind of safety measures
[email]imranlink@hotmail.com[/email] (imranlink@hotmail.com) leapt forth and
uttered:

> HTML, Java Script, VBScript, PHP, JSP, MYSQL, MS Access, MSSQL
> Server, Perl, Java, ASP, DHTML, XML, J2EE, EJBs, UML, OOP, Dream
> Weaver, Kawa, Visual Interdev. UNIX/ LINUX/ Window 2000/NT,
> E-commerce Concepts, Web page Designing and development
> Concepts, IIS, PWS, APACHI Web Server, Database Designing,
> Database Administration, Site Administration
>

Bollocks. You just copied that lot out of a tech dictionary didn't
you? Are you telling me that in a mere three years with a single
company you used every single one of those technologies?

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[Jeffrey Silverman]

On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 09:52:48 +0000, Ian.H [dS] wrote:

<snip!>

>
> uGH! fuck off and SPAM your desperation somewhere else will you!
>
> This group is for 'technical discussion of the PHP language', not a fuckin
> job centre.

<snip!>

Sheesh! Touchy felly, you are.

Hitler. Thread over.
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[Jeffrey Silverman]

On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 13:00:06 +0000, Ian.H [dS] wrote:

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> Whilst lounging around on Thu, 17 Jul 2003 08:48:49 -0400, "Jeffrey
> Silverman" <jeffrey@jhu.edu> amazingly managed to produce the following
> with their Etch-A-Sketch:
>

>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 09:52:48 +0000, Ian.H [dS] wrote:
>>
>> <snip!>

>> >
>> > uGH! fuck off and SPAM your desperation somewhere else will you!
>> >
>> > This group is for 'technical discussion of the PHP language', not a
>> > fuckin job centre.

>> <snip!>
>>
>> Sheesh! Touchy felly, you are.
>>
>> Hitler. Thread over.

>
>
> Nope, not at all.. there's a time and a place... AFAIWA, this wasn't a
> group for people to try and desperately gain some work... I thought there
> were correct channels for this type of issue. Please feel free to correct
> me if you have information to the contrary.
>

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Yes yes yes, quite right and all that.

It was your *tone* to which I was referring, not to mention the use of
"fuck off" and "fuckin".

Incidentally, I don't even own an etch-a-sketch.

And what is AFAIWA? As far as I was aware?

later...
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[Allodoxaphobia]

On Thu, 17 Jul 2003 12:26:42 GMT, Ian.H [dS] hath writ:

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> Whilst lounging around on Thu, 17 Jul 2003 06:37:45 -0500, Phil
> Roberts <philrob@HOLYflatnetSHIT.net> amazingly managed to produce
> the following with their Etch-A-Sketch:
>

>> With total disregard for any kind of safety measures
>> [email]imranlink@hotmail.com[/email] (imranlink@hotmail.com) leapt forth and
>> uttered:
>>

>> > HTML, Java Script, VBScript, PHP, JSP, MYSQL, MS Access, MSSQL
>> > Server, Perl, Java, ASP, DHTML, XML, J2EE, EJBs, UML, OOP, Dream
>> > Weaver, Kawa, Visual Interdev. UNIX/ LINUX/ Window 2000/NT,
>> > E-commerce Concepts, Web page Designing and development
>> > Concepts, IIS, PWS, APACHI Web Server, Database Designing,
>> > Database Administration, Site Administration

>>
>> Bollocks. You just copied that lot out of a tech dictionary didn't
>> you? Are you telling me that in a mere three years with a single
>> company you used every single one of those technologies?

>
> Hah good point Phil.. I didn't get as far as reading that much, the
> subject was enough ;)
>
> On your point though, he might of used them.. knowing them is an
> entirely different kettle of fish. While half of that list over the
> years I have used, knowing; would reduce the list somewhat =)

Back in the Olde Days -- when Computers Rooms were gymnasium-sized,
and mainframes were properly named because of their construction --
we would make derogatory references to some of the dolts that
would seeming update their resume if some new piece of software
was _running_ on the machine when they walked through the computer
room.

> And for someone that can't spell 'Apache' right, I don't much fancy
> their chances of getting much else right =D

Yep. Back in the Olde Days (in the IBM mainframe world) much of "it"
was named with a combination of acronyms and abbreviations:
IEUASM, IEBPTPCH, IEWL, IEHLIST, IEFBR14, u.s.w.
It took only a few minutes in an interview to separate the wheat
from the chaff.

Jonesy
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[Ronald O. Christian]

On 17 Jul 2003 16:49:29 GMT, Allodoxaphobia <bit-bucket@config.com>
wrote:

>Yep. Back in the Olde Days (in the IBM mainframe world) much of "it"
>was named with a combination of acronyms and abbreviations:
>IEUASM, IEBPTPCH, IEWL, IEHLIST, IEFBR14, u.s.w.
>It took only a few minutes in an interview to separate the wheat
>from the chaff.
>
>Jonesy

I remember misspelling "fourier transforms" on my very first cover
letter back in 1978. Man, talk about embarrassing.


Ron (got the job, though...)
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