On Wed, 22 Oct 2003 19:56:18 -0500, Tom Felker <com>
License, Warranty, and Wholesale Repudiation of Responsibility.
Obligations: Reading this contract automatically obligates the
software licensee to a lifetime of indentured servitude on behalf of
the software author. Before each use of the program, the licensee is
obligated to prostrate oneself before the computah keyboard and pray
for the financial success of the software author.
Restrictions: The licensee is also required to abstain from consuming
alcoholic beverages and slobbering pizza while operating the program
as these may affect performance. Use of the program is limited to
useless, entertainment, and educational applications. Any attempt to
use the program for anything useful, profitable, or litigatory will
result in the immediate revocation of the licensees permission to
operate the program.
Warranty: No warranty is supplied. The software author is not
responsible for any real or imaginary damage precipitated by the
programs failure to perform as described. The licensee renders the
author free and harmless of any current, subsequent, or future
Derivitative works: Use of the program or doentation, in any
manner, and in whole or in part, obligates the licensee to pass title
of said derivative works to the software author.
Remedies: Failure to comply with any and all restrictions,
limitations, un-natural acts, and subtle hints inumerated in this
software license will result in the immediate revocation of the
licensees permission to operate the program. The licensee is directed
to destroy anything and everything that has ever touched the
application including the computah to insure that the license
conditions have been met.
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