VERY OT: Joke!

[Dan Vendel *GOF*]

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get
me a F*CKING cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're
talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F*CKING talking
to, you idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Thank F*CK for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

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Hey!!!!

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"Bill Ray" <bill@billraydrums.com_BLAH> wrote in message
news:bfimvm$t95$1@forums.macromedia.com...

> LOL.....
>
> Q- How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
> A- They don't change it. It burns out and then they follow it around for
> about 35 years.
>
> BR
>
>
>
> "Dan Vendel *GOF*" <see_my_signature_@_the_bottom_of_the_post.com> wrote

in

> message news:bfil7b$odt$1@forums.macromedia.com...

> > A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
> >
> > On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get
> > me a F*CKING cup of coffee, quickly!"
> > The voice from the other side responded:
> > "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're
> > talking to?"
> > "No," replied the trainee.
> > "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
> > The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F*CKING talking
> > to, you idiot?"
> > "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
> > "Thank F*CK for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
> >
> > --
> > Dan Vendel - *GOF*
> > [url]http://www.vendel.info[/url]
> > Contact me directly by clicking here:
> > [url]http://contact.vendel.info[/url]
> > Formmail tutorial:
> > [url]http://www.vendel.info/tut/formmail.html[/url]
> > Nested table demonstration:
> > [url]http://www.vendel.info/tabletut/[/url]
> >

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